Monday 30 July 2012

How to make some extra money, cabin crew style

You may have gathered from my previous posts that there are some right tarts in aviation. There are some really skint people too who want a good time, no responsibility and a steady cash flow. They get caught in a rut and live into their overdrafts with no way of making any extra cash. Some girls manage to find an alternative though and a pretty sordid one at that. Yes, that's right, the oldest profession in the world. Here are a few case studies from friends and personal experience and this time, I'm gonna name the airlines- aren't I naughty?

BA- For an airline famous for its stuck up image, some of these cabin crew can be right dirty tarts. My spy said there is a girl who, when flying to the Middle East, has a contact in Dubai who pays her to defecate on a glass coffee table! How disgusting, and to think these people refuse to eat pork as it's dirty...

Easyjet- Easy by name, easy by nature, one quiet member of cabin crew has a large internet presence and 'ahem' fanbase. Her appearance a mixture of available and hard-to-get, this lady appears on various sites under many pseudonyms and personality profiles. I wouldn't go so far to say she's an out-and-out hooker, but meeting men for financial and material gain kind of equates to that....

Ryanair- A network of Eastern European ladies at Stansted base have some ground-based, non tax-paying work, their customers being extremely desperate PILFs and passengers. One pilot was stung one day though, as he had what he thought was a one night stand with one of the girls, only for her to ask him for 50 Euro afterwards!

Emirates- In the so called conservative state of Dubai, where cohabiting is illegal, a selective blind eye is turned to the oldest profession in the world. Whatever the nationality (but mostly Eastern European or South East Asian), these demure stewardesses offer a servicing with a perfectly groomed smile.

Private Jet Companies- No comment. Use your imagination. What do you think?

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