Monday 17 August 2015

TOWIE slapper embarrassed of MILE HIGH role!

Hi to my Croc wearing economy passengers and a big wave to all my business class pax wearing their onesies chilling on their flatbeds! Hope the summer's treating you well and you haven't all been brawling in Benidorm in a traditional British Pub, arguing for a free £5 roast dinner in an intellectual quiz about Corrie.

Back in 2003 or so (showing my age now aren't I) all hot hosties and PILFs used to tune in to a really badly acted TV show called Mile High. Full of in jokes about #crewlife and bad set design (I think the aircraft was an Airbus 737) the only people who watched it who didn't work in the airline were probably bachelors and teenage lads who were in a steady relationship with Madam Palm and her 5 daughters. It was full of busty babes, soap rejects, gay hunks and the odd silver fox PILF (the main PILF was even called Nigel!)

The main point of this blog is to point out that a member of crap TV show TOWIE, Lauren Pope was in this with her jugs out on a plane wing. Back in the day before the only way is implants, she was just a lowly tit model and Mile High was her biggest claim to fame. Now, she has gone all uppity and if anyone mentions it on her Instagram, she deletes their comment instantly and blocks the person (me included!) Even if people aren't trolling her but complimenting her on her norks, she goes into PMT mode on a blocking spree. But why is she so paranoid about it? Is it because she has her thruppenys out? Is it because in the show she claims they're natural? Is it because she wants people to think she was plucked from obscurity to be in TOWIE? Or is it because it may be proof she is lying about her age and is really pushing 40? Either way, she looked fit in Mile High and didn't have that sense of shit don't stink that she does now. Here's a YouTube vid for your perusal anyway! Enjoy.

Credit to www.scenebabe.com for the vid.


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