Cougar alert- but she was no MILF!

What are your first thoughts when you see a couple with a huge age-gap? Disgust? Admiration? Indifference? We are bombarded with images of super studs like Hugh Hefner and Peter Stringfellow with their much younger babes, but when we look into it, the attraction is obviously his money and her looks. But have you ever seen a couple where you can't pinpoint why they are together? This case study explores an age-gap relationship with a difference as it involves a cougar in her 50s and a geeky looking PILF in his late 20s. This odd couple found love in the flight deck (where else?)thanks to a mutual interest of ...erm...hang on...err...working together? I don't honestly know!

The pilot in question would go into the category of Shy Virgin, but the problem was, he was married and had a son. His wife was pretty and nobody understood why he was cheating on her with this crone. The cabin crew member in question was a rather intelligent lady and had had a good job in her previous life, from which she had been made redundant. It was like she was doing this cabin crew job just to get laid! She didn't look like a cougar either. Quite plain, looked her age and tried too hard to fit in with the young'uns, this character was becoming a common feature of cabins since some airlines got in trouble for not employing the older generation. The equal opportunities quota, some would say. Sometimes, a bit of jealousy would creep in when working with the younger girls, but other times, she would suck up to girls dating PILFs as this was her gateway to getting laid.

The torrid affair continued..and continued. She was often quoted as saying "His wife doesn't understand him"- my goodness woman, you are truly thick as pigshit! "He is only with her as they have a son, they have separate beds when he goes to the family home" - yeah and the moon is made of cheese. He even changed airlines to one closer to his wife's hometown, yet the sordid bumping of uglies continued, on the plane and in the car, they were like a pair of alley cats. Eventually, I managed to put two and two together as to what he saw in her. He had obviously heard cautionary tales of babytrapping, so he decided to go for a lady who had gone through the menopause, as there'd be no chance she'd get preggers! But this has-been hostie still yearned for the love of a pilot and as we speak now, she is pushing her cart in the sky thinking 'drinks, snacks or a shag' with one beady eye firmly on the cockpit.