Don't know much about history? Don't know much Geography? Don't know much about the French you took? It's about time you worked for frigging Ryanair then. You'll be perfect. It's not just Ryanscare who employ complete bulbs though. At The Airline, I met several thick cunts who I am ashamed to say were my coworkers. Here are some nuggets of intellect I heard during my time:
- Him 'Wales doesn't have an airport' Me: 'Yes it does, but we don't fly there, Cardiff' Him: 'Hahaha you silly cow, Cardiff's near Liverpool!'
- Do you want ice with your red wine?
- Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Scotland's capital city, Glasgow.
-Welcome to Turkey's capital, Istanbul. (wow, a time travelling plane! Next stop Constantinople)
-We also fly to Edinborough (Isn't that where Neighbours is filmed? ;) )
-So you're Muslim and can't eat ham? Never mind, we have bacon sandwiches.
- Rome's a bit nicer than the other parts of Spain, innit?
- There's a wall thing in Germany isn't there? Isn't there a nightclub thing or something called Checkpoint Charlie?
- Eeeee! The Greeks are all coming over for visas!
- The French girls don't look after themselves like we do. You never see them use sunbeds or have false nails.
- Oh my goooood, the pilots are like overpaid bus drivers!
- Oh look, there's a country called Jordan! Do you think she knows there's a country named after her?
- We don't accept foreign money (said when presented with Scottish and Irish pounds)
- What's the exchange rate between Spanish Euros and French Euros? Can you spend each others?
- I don't speak Belgium (worryingly, a pilot said this)
- Me 'this sandwich has salami on'. Dumb council estate 18 year old stewardess 'IT'S NOT SALAMI IT'S PEPERAMI!!!'
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